Blizzard Sun & Fun Weather Alert for NYC and the Tri-State Area. Active for 4 days at Food Network South Beach Wine and Food Festival.

Exhilarating and potentially historic Food Network South Beach Wine & Food Festival to hit the Miami area from Thursday through Sunday, February 19-22, 2015. Delectable Food and Divine Wine Warning in effect from 6:15PM Thursday to 9 PM EST Sunday night.

- Location: South Beach and the surrounding Miami area.

- Hazard Types: Famous Chefs in bathing suits. Binging on gourmet goods. Imbibing intoxicating libations. Hoarding marketing swag. Man-eating palm trees.

- Accumulation: Sand between your toes, with higher amounts of Sun-bathers than usual..  Sun block rates of 2 to 4 globs per hour expected, possibly more.

- Winds: SW 4 to 5 MPH, with gusts 7 MPH, strongest on the shoreline. 

- Visibility: Beach and smiles for miles.

-Temperatures: 75 degrees during the day with the low of 65 in the evenings. In other words, HOT HOT HOT but cool.

-Timing: Light breeze will begin Thursday evening, with a vast accumulations of cocktail comsumption possible by evening rush. Dancing will pick up intensity over the weekend with the heaviest food indulging and strongest wine sipping happening by ladies with heels buried in the sand.

- Impacts: Life enjoying conditions and extremely fun travel destination due to heavy partying and strong drinks, with white sand conditions.  Second and third helpings of desserts may become passible on the way to the dance floor.  Strong flip-flops may be needed to acclimate to the conditions that await.


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